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TootyBut2DButt

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    He became a milk man when he creamed his genes.
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    Better creamed spinach than creamed jeans.
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    If it were up to me E.T. would be the only illegal alien.
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    Pop-tarts stop sharts!

    TootyBut2DButt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Pop-tarts stop sharts!
  5. TootyBut2DButt
    The beast feasts on priests' yeasts.
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    I've got aunts in my pants and uncles in my carbuncles.
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    I bring home the bacon and she’s making a lot of bread but neither of us has any money.
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    Now these are some crispy banacas.
  9. TootyBut2DButt
    If you think a hot dog is a sandwich then a pizza is a tartine.
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    I’ve been trying to have sex with a loaf of bread for weeks and at this point it’s become a stale mate.
  11. TootyBut2DButt
    Unfortunately Mr. Bond I gave you a fatal version of herpes last night and in six to eight months you’ll be dead of herpes.
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    I have to urinate like a racist horse.
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    Ahoy, buoy boy!

    TootyBut2DButt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Ahoy, buoy boy!
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    There’s a party in my pants and I’m not invited!
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    Titty Twister is a porn parody I would watch.
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    I got a boob job, I mean I got a job as a breast cancer researcher.
  17. TootyBut2DButt
    Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or do you have two dongs.
  18. TootyBut2DButt
    Someday I hope you have an erection AND you’re happy to see me.
  19. TootyBut2DButt
    There's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is!
  20. TootyBut2DButt
    Obviously the rooster came first or how else would we have the egg.
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    Unfortunately more cushion for the pushin' does not correlate to more pushin' for the cushion.
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    When I do the Dew I doo-doo.
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    The first butt is the deepest.
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    Tentacle porn is cultural appropriation from octopuses.
  25. TootyBut2DButt
    I hate to brag but I put my pants on two legs at a time.
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