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TootyBut2DButt

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    I hate to be a pedant but it shouldnā€™t be a wedding ring it should be a wedded ring.
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    Thanks for all your hard work! Will miss coming to the forums but it makes sense.
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    I preferred Maron before he went electric.
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    Is Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious because of VIN numbers?
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    Does anyone know any differences between men and women? I think Iā€™ve got an idea for a joke.
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    There once was was a woman named Elisabeth Shue. She appeared in ā€œLeaving Las Vegasā€ and ā€œBack to the Future: Part 2ā€.
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    Thanks to autocorrect instead of going to a hibachi restaurant I ended up at a hitachi restaurant.
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    Trying to figure out whether or not Iā€™m a sexpot.
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    Stroke ā€˜em if you got ā€˜em.
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    I prefer a blower to a shower or a grower.
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    We regret to inform you that white boy summer has been cancelled.
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    If ghosts don't exist then how come ghost hunting experts are so sure they do?
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    I asked James Brown to hit me and he wouldn't do it, that coward.
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    I fucked Benjamin Button when he was old.
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    I love Anonymous sex but the Guy Fawkes masks do make it hard to kiss.
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    Blow me like you know me.

    TootyBut2DButt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Blow me like you know me.
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    I love blowing Glass at the glory hole. Sorry, I mean I love sucking-off Todd, Ira and Philip through a hole in the wall.
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    What most people don't know is that Jim Croce was hopelessly addicted to plane crashes.
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    If you think the numbers on celebrity net worth.com are overinflated your should see the numbers on celebrity self worth.com.
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    I Have No Pud, and I Must Tug.
  21. TootyBut2DButt
    Iā€™ve got a million dollar idea for a sex emoji.
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    I love going on a road trip but I hate going on The Road trip.
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    I got a couture butcher to nurture my suture, it was torture for sure since the butcher was a moocher.
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    After I nut, I bolt.

    TootyBut2DButt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    After I nut, I bolt.
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    I want to be a MILF so bad.

    TootyBut2DButt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I want to be a MILF so bad.
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