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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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They call me the gingerbread man because my family only remembers I exist at Christmas.
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Lilo and Stitch were found in a ditch, eating their Christmas Pie.
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I hate when you put me in this position, so please unfold me.
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The sixties called they want their unwavering fight for peace and community back.
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Hannah Montana had a pretty weak connection with the state of Montana.
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Tentacle porn is cultural appropriation from octopuses.
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Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just a person with a really weird dick?
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When you get a new laptop always play the song Loser to make sure it passes the āBeck Dellā test.
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You may have made lemonade out of lemons but I made milk out of lemons, so whoās the optimist now!
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I have every lyric of the chorus of "We Didn't Start the Fire" memorized.
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I used to use sham-poo but then I upgraded to real-poo.
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When it comes to safe sex the most important thing is not to get locked in the safe while youāre having sex.
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Donāt worry, I brought ear plugs, nose plugs and butt plugs.
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If you think sexual intercourse is great wait till you try some other types of intercourse.
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Being a chick magnet is fun until you work with another chick magnet and you magnetically repel each other.
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Prepare to have your funny-bones ticked, your knees slapped and while youāre distracted your left kidney removed and sold for a profit.
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I've got an addictive personality; people can't get enough of my personality.
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Butter my balls and put āem in the oven, Iām gettinā hungry for a hot bowl of lovinā.
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Can someone spit in my mouth? Iāve run out of spit.
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Nothing gets me harder than blood flow to my penis.
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Iāve seen Batman begin but now Iād like to see him finish.
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Imagine the emasculatedĀ feeling Hydrox must have, knowing that if they were even a minor threat, Oreo would crush them in a second.
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Someone tell the Academy that kids today care less about documentary shorts and more about booty shorts.
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