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A new study found that no matter what you eat your cum still tastes pretty gross.
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is probably running a lot of errands for people.
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I always carry a gun when I’m menstruating, it’s a period piece.
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Gad-Zouks! I’m glad Jason got married but he could do better!
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Calling this a topless bar isn’t cute, pay to fix the goddamn roof.
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I’m just trying to get some blood into my genitals.
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Unfortunately, the porn parody “Zero Dark Flirty” doesn’t quite clear the bar of the pun justifying the premise.
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A yesterday ago, in the damp green of springtime we made love by a babbling brook, the words of a spec script for “Becker”, hot on our lips.
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If you live in an impoverished rural area, work a blue collar job and society doesn’t respect you; you might be a redneck.
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Don’t think of me as impotent, think of me as al dente.
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Rub my belly for luck, go a little lower and we’ll fuck.
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God removed Adam’s McRib so he could suck his own McDick.
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Sweet tea for my sweeties, enemas for my enemies, sweet tea enemas for my acquaintances.
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I may be naked but I would hesitate to call this skinny dipping.
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The Doctor was a woman, the Nurse was a man, but unfortunately for the patient, the Surgeon was a child.
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If you want to get into Swedish Phish you should start out with "Lingonberry Jam".
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The advancement of green technology is critical to our survival which is why I'm using my PhD to develop green eggs and ham.
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If penis enlargement pills actually worked, would the world be a better or worse place?
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Unfortunately Mr. Bond I gave you a fatal version of herpes last night and in six to eight months you’ll be dead of herpes.
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Babies are famously bad at sleeping and certainly aren’t a model to aspire to sleep like.
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I like playing pinochle but I hate when my nochles smell like pi.
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I can't afford smoke so I have to get second-hand smoke.
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Did you know "My Neck, My Back" is actually about the war in Iraq?
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