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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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I got a boob job, I mean I got a job as a breast cancer researcher.
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I love blowing Glass at the glory hole. Sorry, I mean I love sucking-off Todd, Ira and Philip through a hole in the wall.
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I hate to brag but I put my pants on two legs at a time.
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The dictionary defines “catchphrase” as when a man and a woman are spooning and the woman farts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy. My apologies, that appears to be the urban dictionary definition for something called a “Hot Richard”.
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I’ve got junk in my trunk and by junk I mean fat and by trunk I actually do mean trunk.
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Hey Clay Aiken, ya makin bacon or are ya fakin...an orgasm.
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Remember those days of terror when nip scooping was all the rage.
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Your mom is so ugly that it’s not even funny to joke about.
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Let’s just say my eyes aren’t the only thing with brows on my body.
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The Oxford English Dictionary defines a “catchphrase” as a word or expression that is used repeatedly and conveniently to represent or characterize a person, group, idea, or point of view...for me to poop on.
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This man did nothing wrong. He tried to do nothing and did it wrong.
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In honor of Shaq "sixteen" will now be "Shaqteen" as in, "My birthay is on the Shaqteenth of April" or "My favorite movie is 'Shaqteen Candles'".
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What started as a vasectomy debate has now turned into a full on jism schism.
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If you’re wondering why there aren’t any sour patch adults maybe you should stop eating their young.
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It was a big day for AA when they scored that battery endorsement.
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