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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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I’ve been having some major dick winters too if you know what I mean.
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The besth way to cook your beeths is to put them in a beeth oven.
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If one of the instruments in you’re rendition of 1812 Overture isn’t a cannon, then you’re doing it wrong. And you might be a redneck.
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They put me on jury duty because I’ve got a big jury booty.
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Haikus are stupid/They’re very arbitrary/Dooby dooby dooby doo.
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Now that I’m vaccinated does anyone want to come to a mouth spitting party at my house?
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Did you know that every culture in the world has a word for the taint except the Canadians.
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“Peeping” doesn’t even begin to illustrate the extent of Tom’s crimes.
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“Just in case you need some extra incentive to get vaccinated, I got vaccinated and my genitals got three inches longer.” said Dame Judy Dench
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If you think my tweets have aged poorly then you should see my body.
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I don’t like documentaries, or rockumentaries but I love a good meet-the-fockumentary.
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When the people create customs, norms, and behaviors that are acceptable to a society or social group that's a more.
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Scott Aukerman here and I just want to say I think Dave Chappelle is a hack and I could beat him in a roast battle.
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When all you have is hammer pants everything looks like a chance to hammer dance.
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I’ve got a booty that just won’t quit, but unfortunately it was fired.
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Hi this is McDonald’s here with a commercial. Have you tried our food? It’s pretty good. Look us up online if you want to try it.
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Thanks to George RR Martin no one ever has to feel that bad about procrastinating ever again.
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I’m going to start protein shake restaurant in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where you watch a Pixar movie while playing a Chinese board game on the Nintendo Wii called “Up UP and a Whey Wii Go”.
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I don’t want to go to the public pool but take out the “L’s” and I might just reconsider.
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So you’re telling me if there is a heaven the cookies there will be vegan? Fuck off.
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