TootyBut2DButt
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The priest was feeling a little Randy and a little Billy, so he was arrested.
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The irony of the phrase “online pornography” is if you google “online pornography” you won’t find any online pornography.
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If you’re horny I’d recommend searching “sexy sexy sex and all kinds of genitals all over and they’re a nice size and hot and doing it really good and fast with lots of orgasms for all the people naked in the bed”.
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Calling this a topless bar isn’t cute, pay to fix the goddamn roof.
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I really don’t know anyone who isn’t stubborn.
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I haven’t tried being burped as an adult but maybe that would improve things.
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I just cover my whole house in sawdust so I can puke anywhere.
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"What's an independent Claus? Â Well it's not one of my fucking good nothing children!" Â screamed an irate Santa Claus.
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Banish these remonstrances! You've violated our most basic principles! This was meant to be place for only fans!
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You discussed me.  And you discussed how I disgust you. You disgust me.
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Steve Zahn only has one video game voice acting credit.
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I may be naked but I would hesitate to call this skinny dipping.
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She sells seashells by the sea shore because she doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand.
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To be honest they should release the butthole cut for most movies.
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If you think whiskey dick is bad then you’ve never dealt with guac cock.
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Let’s change Texas to Sexas and send all the perverts there to fuck in the dust.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to smell his finger.
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No, unfortunately there aren’t enough butts in the world or maybe in the universe for that Mr. Wayne.
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You better get all of this stuff out of here like the captain said, I'm gonna go pinch a loaf, when I come back, all this is gone, alright?
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You can’t spell LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrnÂdrobwllÂllanÂtysilioÂgogoÂgoch without a degree in Welsh language studies.
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One if by stink, two if by pink and voila, the British are cumming.
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