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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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I’ve been having really good shits since I started eating more moral fiber.
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Take me to Joan Rivers, drop me in John Waters. Hold me Glenn Closer, here comes Kyra Sedgwick.
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Don’t take a bite, the hot dog eating contest hasn’t started yet, eating is cheating.
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This looks like a great catchphrase...for me to poop on.
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Call me a conspiracy theorist but I’ve been putting soap in my hair and shampoo on my skin for years a not a god-damn person has noticed.
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Let’s address the elephant in the room. His name is Leonard, not “that big grey wrinkly dipshit”.
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Do these pants make my butt look worthy of love and respect?
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Find someone who looks at you the way your mother looks at your father, settle for them immediately and then make all the same mistakes.
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Byzantine syzygy catalyzed satellites, incomprehensible heavenly acolytes.
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Rinkle wurmple ample dinkle, sturmpet docket leibnitz physics.
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Twitter? Â Change that "T-w" to a "B" and that's more accurate. Â Then change the "i" to a "u" and add the word "lover" after it and you've got our new Butter Lover deal at I-HOP. Â All you can eat butter for 9.99.
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“Spank me, Daddy, I’ve been naughty.”, said the responsible child after turning himself in for stealing from the cookie jar.
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I came into some money when my grandma died. Grief makes you do strange things.
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Sure I’ve got a couple skeletons in my closet but many skeletons are closeted because of rampant homophobia in the skeleton community.
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I turned on my spam filter but somehow everyday I still end up eating gallons and gallons of spam.
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While the people that got on seemed very willing to yes-and, we quickly realized that they had something totally different in mind when we drove up in the Bang Bang Bus.
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You can’t spell a word without the letters contained within it.
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Why don’t we just name the MOST iconic duo and be done with these petty squabbles.
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I hate to date myself but at this point I don’t think anyone else will do it.
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I would love to but my legs don’t bend that way.
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When life gives you Plemons make season 2 of Fargo.
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I'm not from the Midwest so I call him "Iggy Soda".
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