TootyBut2DButt
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The vacuum cleaner was invented in 1901 by Hubert Cecil Booth who thought of the idea after meeting your mom at a party.
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Come over here and stick your face in this you rustic fuck.
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One time I came so hard I discharged fluid from my genitals.
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If I told you how horny I was you wouldn’t believe me.
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Watch Seinfeld Sunday nights at 7 or Kramer and Jerry will come to your house and beat you with wet noodles while Newman farts on everything in your fridge.
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Did you know Benjamin Button is the sequel to Oldboy?
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She’s got a face like a horse, and legs like a horse and also the body and penis of horse. Oh wait, that’s a male horse.
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I'm in charge of a criminal Enterprise. Â We should be arrested for the low prices of our rental cars.
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Forget being inside the actors studio, I'm more interested in being inside the studio's actors.
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Don't tooty on my fruity or I'll kick you in ya booty.
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In a lot of ways if you think about it life is kind of like a metaphorical obstacle course.
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Milk milk milk milk milk milk malk milk milk molk melk milk, lamuneed.
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I can’t turn water into wine but if you give me about 45 minutes I can turn it into something else.
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If it were up to me priests would be allowed to have sex with adults.
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I picked up two hitch hikers the other day, their names were Kevin James and Will Smith.
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When I die I hope they bury me face down so everyone won’t notice I have a boner.
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I’ll give you a pearl necklace said the oyster to the person he was ejaculating onto.
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The Spotify algorithm thinks I’m a fucking loser.
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I get hot as hell when you ring my bell, my clapper starts a-swinging’ when you put that thing in.
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If you think sodomy is taboo wait till I gomorrize you.
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Sure raw sewage is disgusting, but cooked sewage is a lovely start to any meal.
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