TootyBut2DButt
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Some people have greatness thrust upon them, some people thrust upon greatness.
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Did you know the game “duck duck goose” was originally called “ice ice baby”, but was changed when the song came out.
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I hate to be politically incorrect, but Democrats are associated with the color red and Republicans are associated with the color blue.
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If you want a good push-up bra, get a sports bra, they’re great for push-ups.
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I am happy to see you and I appreciate you thinking my dick could reach all the way to my pocket.
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I’ve got a great gynecologist who will do a penis for half price.
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It turns out Victoria’s Secret is that her overpriced undergarments are made by exploited workers in Southeast Asia, which isn’t as sexy a secret as those ads were suggesting.
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I’m a very punctual person but somehow I’m still always late to the party.
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My nickname in college was Beef Stew but you can call me by my Christian name: Beefaroni Stewart
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Guess who’s got two thumbs... And yes, I am thinking of one specific person.
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I’ve been struggling to have oral sex with my Spanish-speaking girlfriend so I started using Duolingus.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on my lap, Humpty Dumpty took a big crap. Then he had a little “accident” on a wall.
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After a dark period the Hamburglar has moved on from Hamburglaring to Ham-murdering.
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Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species; in every part of the world they’re making lots of feces.
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In high school I was in a gang of average girls called the mean girls.
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Dial 1 for my butt. That is your only option, you may not hang up the call.
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I consider fiat currency to be the gold standard of monetary systems.
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Sometimes if I eat an entire pizza I get heartburn, uhhh, what gives body!?!?
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Hey Rodney, maybe people would respect you more if you stopped using double negatives.
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People don't seem to respect me, the only pen pal I ever had was a pig.
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Turns out the person who told me I had bad skin wasn’t a dermatologist they were a racist.
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You had me at “Lay on Macduff”, don’t mind if I do.
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Grab your guns and let’s go find out how immortal this bard really is.
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