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TootyBut2DButt

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    My roomba does zumba with Timon and Pumbaa.

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    Bottle of red, bottle of white and that’s all the blood and semen my hospital will need tonight.

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    You have the right to rap about historical figures, anything you say can and will be choreographed into a spectacular dance number. These are your Lin-Manuel Miranda Rights.

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    He's all Hamilton, I'm all wham-bam-thank-you-Ma'amilton.

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    If Bill Gates is going to put chips inside people make them sour cream and onion.

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    They never talk about about what a fuck machine Gorbachev was.

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    If you live in an impoverished rural area, work a blue collar job and society doesn’t respect you; you might be a redneck.

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    When you get a new laptop always play the song Loser to make sure it passes the “Beck Dell” test.

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    Just because you are a jerk off doesn’t mean you could beat me in a jerk off.

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    My wife thinks I’m some kind of joke, just because I’m a chicken who works as a crossing guard.

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    Over the lips and past the gums to grandmother’s house we go.

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    Quality ingredients, better dildos.

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    I’ve got a belly like a bowl full of triglycerides and cholesteryl ester.

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    Honk if you’re wet for Tibet.

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    The way things have been going recently we should cancel culture.

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    If there's no chips ima dip.

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    With great Austin Powers comes great Austin Responsibility.

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    Don’t swear unless it’s absolutely fucking necessary.

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    You look so good I could eat you, metaphorically of course. Then afterwards I’d metaphorically shit you out and take a shower.

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    Call your mother.

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    Public showers bring dick browsers.

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    There’s something so masturbatory about jerking off to your own erotica.

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    1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush is not an excuse to piss into your hands.

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    I'm tired of dry humor, let's get some wet humor up in here.

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    Genghis Khan was a big-big mawn; he took over Asia and he had a lot of fawn.

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