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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Forget finding a wife, I'm skipping the middleman and just buying a pillar of salt.
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If you think sexual intercourse is great wait till you try some other types of intercourse.
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Instead of enlarging my penis I’m just going to shrink the rest of my body.
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Life is just the time you have between cases of the hiccups.
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Everyone knows that Opera Ghost is the OG definition for OG.
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Let’s just say my eyes aren’t the only thing with brows on my body.
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"Yo quiero regular bell!", said Spanish Quasimodo.
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Maybe I’m an idiot or maybe they shouldn’t have named it the GARBAGE disposal!
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Hannah Montana had a pretty weak connection with the state of Montana.
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Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just a person with a really weird dick?
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Your mom is so ugly that it’s not even funny to joke about.
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A new study found that no matter what you eat your cum still tastes pretty gross.
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People who like foot-jobs are turned on by inefficiency.
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Hopefully the butt pirates and the ass bandits never team up.
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If elections were erections this one wouldn’t be happening.
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I’m addicted to ducks like some sort of quack whore.
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Read The Road, Jack and don’t’ya come back, until you’ve read it.
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My butt is fake, except for the hole, that’s all me, baby!
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