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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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I’ve got junk in my trunk and by junk I mean fat and by trunk I actually do mean trunk.
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If you’re afraid of ghosts it’s important to remember that they don’t exist.
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Take Alpha Brain cognitive supplement pills just once a day and you could become as smart as Pete Holmes AND Joe Rogan.
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A yesterday ago, in the damp green of springtime we made love by a babbling brook, the words of a spec script for “Becker”, hot on our lips.
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Unfortunately, the porn parody “Zero Dark Flirty” doesn’t quite clear the bar of the pun justifying the premise.
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I’m a little teapot short and stout, stop using me as a bong and clean me out!
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I’m unsure of how to feel about the phrase “Tits McGee” in 2020.
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A tree fell in the forest, a man fell in the shower, a woman fell in Love; it was Gillian Jacobs
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It was a big day for AA when they scored that battery endorsement.
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If it were up to me E.T. would be the only illegal alien.
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I've got aunts in my pants and uncles in my carbuncles.
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I bring home the bacon and she’s making a lot of bread but neither of us has any money.
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If you think a hot dog is a sandwich then a pizza is a tartine.
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I’ve been trying to have sex with a loaf of bread for weeks and at this point it’s become a stale mate.
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Unfortunately Mr. Bond I gave you a fatal version of herpes last night and in six to eight months you’ll be dead of herpes.
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