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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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There’s a party in my pants and I’m not invited!
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I got a boob job, I mean I got a job as a breast cancer researcher.
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Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or do you have two dongs?
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Someday I hope you have an erection AND you’re happy to see me.
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There's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is!
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Obviously the rooster came first or how else would we have the egg.
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Unfortunatley more cushion for the pushin' does not correlate to more pushin' for the cushion.
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Tentacle porn is cultural appropriation from octopuses.
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I hate to brag but I put my pants on two legs at a time.
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My wife and I used to do a lot sixty nine-ing but unfortunately 10 years in we do a lot more ninety-sixing.
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I liked Zootopia but I preferred Zoot-topia that movie about the society of people that all wore zoot suits.
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Computers hate it when you press CTRL, ALT, DELETE; fucks up their whole day.
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I’m just trying to get some blood into my genitals.
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Sometimes I worry some people really are just trying to get it wet, there’s more to life than it being wet.
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If you think you’ve been waiting a long time for the second cumming of Christ just talk to Jesus’s wife, she hasn’t gotten laid in 2000 years.
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This cream is topical which unfortunately means it's full of coronavirus.
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If you love something, set it free, clearly explain your feelings and let it make a rational decision.
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Thou shalt not kill, unless you really need to, for like a war or something.
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