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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Seems like the Chipmunks are headed down a dark path with their new movie "Separate but Squeakquel"
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Soul Sucking Sole Sucking and Other Reasons Why I Stopped Being a Foot Fetishist
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This man did nothing wrong. He tried to do nothing and did it wrong.
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I get bull-shit, horse-shit and dog-shit, but how often do you see a bat-shit.
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When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary cums on me. Â Thanks a lot Mother Mary now I've got cum on me.
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Beggars can't be choosers, preggers can't be boozers and neggers all are losers.
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She sells seashells by the seashore, he swallows tide pods by the tide pool.
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Did you hear about the bread making guide that Freddie Mercury wrote. It's called the 7 C's of Rye.
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There's nothing sexier than knowing the definitions of words which is why dictionaries are so effable.
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My asshole is kind of a dick, my dick is a bit of an asshole, my tits are a huge pussy and my pussy is the tits.
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If you're addicted to whales don't go to rehab, go to Ahab.
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My dad butt dialed me and left me a message. It was a fart.
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I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle, if give you a dime if you fondle my lime, I’ll give you a quarter if you have sex with me.
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Don't let the son go down on me, I'd prefer if the father did it.
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Orange is red, violet is blue, colors are confusing, when you’re a dog.
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They call me the buttler because I steal people’s butts.
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Remember that time Kevin Spacey committed a sexual assault on a minor and then put out a video in character implying that we liked him too much to care? That was fuckin’ crazy.
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Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came #friendly orgy
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That man did nothing wrong. He tried to do nothing and he did it wrong.
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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Whoa whoa whoa what's what's what's happening happening happening?
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You catch more flies with honey, but flies are gross and metaphors are dumb.
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