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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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There’s a place in Peru where the naked ladies hide all their poo.
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Everyone knows that the sexiest dessert is a peach cobbler smothered in baba ghanoush.
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Remember when nostalgia was popular? Those were the days.
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Don’t fuck a duck unless you want bad luck. It makes the lord scowl when you touch water fowl.
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You wouldn't download a car, you don't have the guts.
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That dude keeps it tight. He's 101 but he's got the body of an 80 year old. So hot.
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Local boy makes good nachos but refuses to share them with neighbors. Now he's in prison.
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Ordered a new hat online, really hoping the people in my neighborhood like it.
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I read an article in a magazine that said the park is a good place to go to try and make friends.
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Started going outside, fingers crossed I meet someone.
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Is skateboarding still cool? Just started practicing. Hoping to meet some people if I can get good enough.
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Thinking about gaining a lot of weight. Anyone have any suggestions?
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I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes, because if it does that would help me.
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I saw a horror movie called IT about a department that doesn’t help anyone.
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Write as many folk songs as you like, West Texas still sucks.
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I hope you have your own baby because you can go fuck yourself.
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“There’s a lot of step brother, step sister porn but there’s very little orphan porn.” said Batman
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I met fellow father and we had sex on a cot in a dad romance.
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My wife kicked me out of bed so now I’m sleeping on a cot in a bad romance.
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Bees don't have knees but they do have needs, Sharon!
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