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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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I don’t know what it means but I am seeing the word “ubiquitous” everywhere.
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I was told to expose myself to ideas and people I disagree with which is why I've been showing my dick to Trump supporters.
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I’ve been using earplugs for about a month but can still only fit the tiniest of dicks in my ears.
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This cream is topical which unfortunately means it's full of coronavirus.
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Insult me again and I’ll light your ass up like a gaffer on a porn set.
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The inventor of the dildo saw a need and filled it.
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This lyin' lion trainer told me he's trained in training lions but the only thing he's trained in is lyin' about lion training!
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Modern plastic surgery being what it is, I don’t know a single man or woman who wouldn’t look better with a nice pair of gazongas. It’s time to level the playing field.
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He's all Hamilton, I'm all wham-bam-thank-you-Ma'amilton.
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Blaming your pants for making your butt look fat is very petty.
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Two things you need to know about me, I’m very politically correct and my favorite sex position is reverse cowperson.
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My pug died so I un-pugged it and then pugged it back in.
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Two things you need to know about me, I never use innuendo and let’s just say I like to communicate with my tongue.
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Stop sitting on Chris Cross's apple sauce, he's hungry.
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There’s nothing more embarrassing than cumming on your own face, except for cumming on your own face while on Jeopardy. That Trebek is a real kink-shamer.
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I'm aging like milk, but like an almond milk, so slightly better than regular milk.
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