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Posts posted by TootyBut2DButt
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This is quite a sexual catchphrase.
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How do you poo the doo-doo that you poo so well
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Who the hell decided to put pictures of delicious food everywhere.
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You may be a brahmin but if you don’t shut your mouth you’re about to become a part of a different cast system.
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I go hard in the paint, which people love, but I also get hard in the paint, which they’re less crazy about.
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Take me to the dance and make me feel like a lady, I'm tired of carrying the weight of being Tom Brady.
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"Uh oh, here's comes one of those big-boned skeletons." said no one ever.
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You don't see a lot of fat mermaids.
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Bitcoin is stupid.
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Looking for a way to spice things up in the bedroom? Â Try barbecue sauce. Â It's not just for food anymore.
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"Imagine how funny it would be if a bug could play the drums", said John Lennon.
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When I was a boy I heard the story of Icarus and was always afraid I'd fly too close to the sun. Thankfully it turns out the sun is 93 million miles away so I can start going on planes again.
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One time I went on a canoe date with this chick who couldn’t talk and there was a crab there who really wanted us to fuck.
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I'm in the gym all day, everyday. Â I live in the vents and I stare at people, if only I could be part of their world.
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Picture this but constantly for two weeks.
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Things are worse than they've ever been, but not as bad as they used to be.
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“Credit or debit?” he whispered mischievously in my ear, but the joke was on him, for I had no buttcrack.
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Bros before hoes, never been sicker. Â Hoes before bros, you're in the clear.
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Bronouns before honouns.
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And the Lord spake, "Let they that is without sin cast the next Ghostbusters" and it was good.
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Let the licking commence.
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If it looks like I’m hard it’s just a canard. Â
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I hope no one CANCELS me for any of my SAVAGE catchphrases.
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I got subpoenas for some penis.
Look at Zsa Zsa Gaborscht-Belt over here.
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Look at Zsa Zsa Gaborscht-Belt over here.