Nothing turns me on more than rhetorical questions.

[Nothing turns me on more than rhetorical questions.]

Nothing turns me on more than rhetorical questions.

[A farty party is where you farty and I party.]

A farty party is where you farty and I party.

[A farty party is a party where I farty and you party.]

A farty party is a party where I farty and you party.

[I want to see if you are ticklish so I’m going to give you some test tickles.]

I want to see if you are ticklish so I’m going to give you some test tickles.

[Ears are the noses of the side of the head.]

Ears are the noses of the side of the head.

[There’s nothing more disgusting than a mime’s fart.]

There’s nothing more disgusting than a mime’s fart.

[Everyone wants to talk about The Conjuring but no one wants to give any credit to the conjuror.]

Everyone wants to talk about The Conjuring but no one wants to give any credit to the conjuror.

[I haven’t been following the series, what is it that they’re actually conjuring?]

I haven’t been following the series, what is it that they’re actually conjuring?

[If you want to hear my theme song I’ll have to put on my theme thong.]

If you want to hear my theme song I’ll have to put on my theme thong.

[“Different Strokes for different Strokes!” said Julian Casablancas as he stormed out of the band meeting.]

“Different Strokes for different Strokes!” said Julian Casablancas as he stormed out of the band meeting.

[Here’s a hot tip, now how’d you like to see the rest of it?]

Here’s a hot tip, now how’d you like to see the rest of it?

[I’ve got a bona for the rona.]

I’ve got a bona for the rona.

[My tokens maybe fungible but my toilet isn’t plungable.]

My tokens maybe fungible but my toilet isn’t plungable.

[I’m so lonely I could call my parents.]

I’m so lonely I could call my parents.

[I love the crack of the bat though as far as butt-cracks go it’s one of the smaller ones.]

I love the crack of the bat though as far as butt-cracks go it’s one of the smaller ones.

[It’s a little bit funny, this feeling inside, it’s not one of those you can easily hide, I don’t have much money but boy if I did, I still wouldn’t pay you, it’s not illegal to get a boner in church.]

It’s a little bit funny, this feeling inside, it’s not one of those you can easily hide, I don’t have much money but boy if I did, I still wouldn’t pay you, it’s not illegal to get a boner in church.

[Bioluminescent fish were the original flesh light.]

Bioluminescent fish were the original flesh light.

[Tick tock it’s absolute casserole o’clock.]

Tick tock it’s absolute casserole o’clock.

[When I Teams I creams.]

When I Teams I creams.

[People say ignorance is bliss but I’ve actually found it to be very stressful.]

People say ignorance is bliss but I’ve actually found it to be very stressful.

[No one should be above the law, other than tall people and they’ve got us on a technicality.]

No one should be above the law, other than tall people and they’ve got us on a technicality.

[Ice-T is doing a remix of Beyoncé’s Lemonade called Arnold Palmer but unfortunately his wife is featured on the album so it will be an Arnold Palmer with Coco in it.]

Ice-T is doing a remix of Beyoncé’s Lemonade called Arnold Palmer but unfortunately his wife is featured on the album so it will be an Arnold Palmer with Coco in it.

[For me Arnold Palmer’s are about two things; iced tea and lemonade.]

For me Arnold Palmer’s are about two things; iced tea and lemonade.

[New Catch Phrase]

Damn, that’s good, I suddenly feel ashamed at the quality of my catchphrasin’

[I love car kisses, dead ass.]

If I can paraphrase an animated Candelabra I saw one time, be my guest.