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Posts posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Did you know the 1979 song “Message In A Bottle” was originally called “Piss In A Bottle” but the name was changed after Sting realized no one wanted to hear a song about the time he peed in a bottle.
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Hachi machi, where’s my hitachi!
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A car jacking is a very different crime in the Pixar universe.
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I want Luke Skywalker to force feed me.
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I've never saved a life with the Heimlich maneuver but I have saved countless lives with the HAIM-Lick maneuver.Â
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After I mated with my bicycle I became a spokesperson.
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While less misogynistic, off the body wet t-shirt contests are pretty boring.
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I hate to make excuses about my penis but that’s why my nickname is Dick Caveat.
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Yankee Doodle went to town on that pony. Â
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I got addicted to censoring films so I had to join MPAA.
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A good solution to gang violence would be to let Kool run more of them. Â How often have you heard about The Gang getting in trouble since Kool took over.Â
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ISIS? Â More like cry-SIS, those guys are babies.
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I’m horny for New Zealand.
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It’s time for catchphrase submitters to unionize.
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Imagine if it really was raining men.
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In cum, in neck koala tea.
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This is CNN reporting that a child you never knew and never could have known has died in a horrible way.  The tragicness of their death was only eclipsed by the tragedy that was their life.  Feels sad, you sadness bitch.
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Judas was a patsy.
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You can't hear the actors on the recording? Â Did you try putting a microphone on the end of a long stick and holding it over their heads?
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For every zoomer with a tumor there's a boomer with a lot of medical debt.
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I just found out my wife has been faking her moon landings for years now.
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Turtlenecks were invented as a prank.
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"Things are getting pretty hot and heavy." said the man traveling to the dense molten core of the sun.
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Whoopsie, I accidentally left Jeff Bezos in space!
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In Mexico Aquaman is called Auga muchacho.
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In Mexico Aquaman is called Auga muchacho.