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I’ve heard of The Truman Show, but The Muppet Show!

Yo, chill. Joe Chill

How about you catch this phrase

It’s “Adam and Eve” not “I love you too, son”

Grimace has to die

I wasn’t born yesterday, I was born tomorrow. I’m from the future and I’m here to tell you that this city is going to be crushed by a big basketball in 2 days and you all gotta get out of here

Keep your Season 2 DVD box set of Friends close and your Season 2 DVD box set of Seinfeld closer

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now please put the gun down and let me call my family. I want to tell them I’m alive

I know Jay Leno is listening so let’s not disappoint him okay

See ya later alligator. Hopefully, next time it won’t be at one of your kids’ funerals

With friends like these I have enough people to help pull the greatest heist in the history of Santa Clarita

Donatello leads, Raphael does machines. Michelangelo is cool but rude, Leonardo is a party dude

My hair smells funny and I won’t tell you why

My life coach tried to kill me

Tom Jones called. Your mother is dead

I don’t care what your dad says, Steve Gutenberg has never eaten a person

I don’t know what this says about me but I have to kill Grimace before he destroys the multiverse which includes our very own reality

The gun is good, the penis is also good. End of story.

Please come on the show Andrew Dice Clay

When you think about it, it’s pretty funny how the penis organ resembles a sausage

I demand you to call me a wonderful peasant as you punch me in the face

Happy Father’s Day to Billy Zane who is my dad

I feel bad for Brad Pitt

To bee or not to bee, that is the question asked by Barry B. Benson in the motion picture Bee Movie, written and produced by Jerry Seinfeld

My wife would kill me if she finds out about me and Grimace