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If you idolize The Noid, you’re missing the point

Donatello leads, Michelangelo does machines, Leonardo is cool but rude, Raphael is a party dude

Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines. Raphael is cool but rude, Michelangelo is a party dude

I’m slow, can we do a Cannonball Walk instead?

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m 6 feet, I’m Obama.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I thought it was in bad taste when the Oscars had Joseph Stalin and Satan in the In Memoriam segment at last year’s ceremony

I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of both so I’ll be leaving now. This was a great therapy session. See you, next week.

If I turn into a giant bug, blame the elderly.

Either I kill Grimace today or he kills all of us tomorrow. The choice is yours

If I can fit 6 eggs in my mouth without breaking them, they’ll let my dad out of jail a whole year earlier than expected

I’ve said it before and I won’t say it again

There’s too much Mango in my mouth and I never thought I’d say that

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The penis might

Banana-Man wants to fuck

On today’s episode of Comedy Bang Bang, I punch an old man and steal his identity. Will this help me win the contest? And is little Jimmy going to be able to finish burying the body before his parents come home? Answers coming to you within the hour.

My favorite member of *NSYNC is Chris. You may now shoot me with a gun if you feel like it.

My life long dream is to join the Blue Man Group and force them to change their name to Weezer.

If at first you don’t succeed then try putting some barbecue sauce on it. If it still tastes bad after that then maybe you shouldn’t be eating human flesh.

My penis is flat

Grimace is a bitch but you knew that already

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: Nipplecopter

My heart may not be made of gold but my butthole is

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Panda Express is Mexican food.