alfredosolisfuentes
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A good relationship is a lot like a penis. No further questions, your honor.
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A watched pot never boils but it does plan to kill your family the second you stop watching it so for the love of God keep your eyes on the pot!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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An orgasm would be nice but an American flag covered in barbecue sauce would be even better.
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As a man wearing a chicken costume, I must declare I need you inside my heart
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Ask not what your country can do for you, ask where the hell is my can of beans. I left it right here and now it’s gone. If I don’t find it, I will eat my own head.
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Australia called. They want their boomerang back
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Ball’s on your court, your honor. What are you gonna do, dunk me into jail? Yeah, I’d like to see a worthless worm like you try. Go die.
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Beans beans they’re good for your heart. The more you eat the more your nose grows. Eventually it falls off your face making you permanently disfigured. If this has happened to you, call 1800-BEAN. You may be entitled to compensation.
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Beans, beans, they are good for your heart. The more you eat, the more your nose falls off your face, making you a deformed freak! Now, you’ll think twice before eating my beans.
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Before I get any comments, no. Heath Ledger will not be our guest today. I don’t know why he won’t return my calls
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By the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce myself Greasy Greg, Master of Sorcery.
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Companies these days practically beg you to eat a live beaver right in front of them just so they can say they’ve seen your soul. I support it.
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Did you get your nose hairs caught in a bicycle chain? There’s an app for that.
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Did you know whales have the shiniest buttholes in the sea kingdom?
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Donatello leads, Michelangelo does machines, Leonardo is cool but rude, Raphael is a party dude
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Donatello leads, Raphael does machines. Michelangelo is cool but rude, Leonardo is a party dude
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Earwolf Forums New Catchphrase Suggestions Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?" Start new topic
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Either Grimace dies or we all die. Choose wisely Ronald
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Either I kill Grimace today or he kills all of us tomorrow. The choice is yours
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