alfredosolisfuentes
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Even in this day and age, it is very upsetting that Bugs Bunny is just a rabbit when he should really be a half-cockroach, half-bunny hybrid. Is there no justice in this world?
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Rule number one: There are no rules. Rule number two: No mannequins
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I will drink boba tea while I shoot this gun in the air. My name is Brandy Biggabu and I’m a sex addict
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I’ll show you what a real man can do. Now, observe as I eat 500 mangos. Hope you have no plans tonight.
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Rule number one: There are no rules. Rule number two: No mannequins
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If his name is Woody Woodpecker, then my name is Penis Erectioncock
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In case you are wondering, yes, the walls are made of ham and I’m getting ready to go to licktown on them
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By the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce myself Greasy Greg, Master of Sorcery.
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You are sentenced to death for being too cool
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Some say ducks rule, some say ducks suck. The only thing I know is that my son is possessed by a Duck Demon named Quackstopheles so can you please finish this exorcism aleady!
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You know what they say. If you can’t beat em, eat them. Obviously you gotta kill them first, so give a call to my cousin, Tire. He will take care of it.
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You don’t grow an afro to be cool. You grow it to trick people into giving you money because they think you are Kenny G
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I like my women like I like my toilets. I will not elaborate on this.
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Companies these days practically beg you to eat a live beaver right in front of them just so they can say they’ve seen your soul. I support it.
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s assault. Call 555 PIE MOON to get legal advice on how to proceed.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Horses are wizards.
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I hereby endorse Wacky McFartman for President of the Ministry of Very Serious Names.
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Welcome to Grand Love, where 27 grandpas compete to win the love of one lucky gal. I’m your host Poop O’Donnell
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I came here to chew bubble gum and kick-ass. And I’ve done both so I have fulfilled my end of the bargain, now let my pet penguin out of the Phantom zone
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I guess I’m the one who is going to have to say it. Grimace is a bitch.
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My baby is going to be here for about a month and a half so I’m excited for you to be warm and happy
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