alfredosolisfuentes
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Just to be clear, you gotta wear the 3D glasses the whole time if you wanna get the spaghetti juice. You can stop emailing me about it now.
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Im not gay or straight. I’m sitcom star ALF and I love to eat pussy
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An orgasm would be nice but an American flag covered in barbecue sauce would be even better.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but I will still tell you nothing. I ain’t a snitch, you are going to have to kill me.
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I guess I’m the one who is going to have to say it. Grimace is a bitch.
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My neck, my back. I’m glad the McRib is back.
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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s probably going to be it. You may as well go back home to your family’s human ass meat farm. It’s what you deserve.
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a dog eat sushi, I would finally have enough ammo to give my gas powered nickel gun a decent test run.
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Today in a very special edition of Comedy Bang Bang, we get to the bottom of the question in everybody’s minds. Which Rolling Stone member called Shirley Temple a giraffe-obsessed whore?
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You can run but you can’t hide so please stop trying to play hide and seek with us, you suck. Go run a marathon or something.
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The 90’s called, they have materialized into a being made of static energy and they need a skin suit to fit into society
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You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink it unless you spike it with a little tequila. Horses are know for being raging alcoholics. It’s sad but what you gonna do?
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I’ve heard of an open mic, but an open casket?!
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You can lead a horse to water but Mr. Hoofington is no ordinary horse. You try anything funny out there and he will make sure they never find your body
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Today’s guest is not A.J. from The Backstreet Boys so sorry to disappoint you all again 🙁
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I’ve said before and I’ll say it again. Me and my grandpa were in a teleporter accident and now we are one person so you can call me the Grandpaman
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What is this, Light Your Penis On Fire Day? It is? Cool 😎
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The only way out of this place is in a body bag, luckily I have a body so I’m 50% of the way there.
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I’ve eaten so many of Bart Simpson’s shorts I’m starting to look like Homer. Also, I’m dying.
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I made a skateboard out of cardboard and broke my legs cause this is America!
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I’ve heard of junk in the trunk but poop in the butt?
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