alfredosolisfuentes
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I like my women like I like my coffee. Full of internal organs
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Did you get your nose hairs caught in a bicycle chain? There’s an app for that.
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My neck, my back, lick my cat and give me a hat
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A watched pot never boils but it does plan to kill your family the second you stop watching it so for the love of God keep your eyes on the pot!
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Before I get any comments, no. Heath Ledger will not be our guest today. I don’t know why he won’t return my calls
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I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: All horses are wizards
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Horses are wizards.
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Some say ducks rule, some say ducks suck. The only thing I know is that my son is possessed by a Duck Demon named Quackstopheles so can you please finish this exorcism aleady!
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I’m not putting my hands in the air because I care, dammit!
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Even in this day and age, it is very upsetting that Bugs Bunny is just a rabbit when he should really be a half-cockroach, half-bunny hybrid. Is there no justice in this world?
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In case you are wondering, yes, the walls are made of ham and I’m getting ready to go to licktown on them
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If at first you don’t succeed, you owe me two jars of mayo and a dog who smokes. You signed the contract!
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Rule number one: There are no rules. Rule number two: No mannequins
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If his name is Woody Woodpecker, then my name is Penis Erectioncock
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Rule number one: There are no rules. Rule number two: No mannequins
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