alfredosolisfuentes
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I gotta admit, I could defeat 7 dogs wielding nunchucks with their mouths, not 8
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I guess I’m the one who is going to have to say it. Grimace is a bitch.
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I have been very patient so I think it’s finally time for McDonalds to do what it promised me and a million others. Give Grimace a slow and violent death.
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I hereby endorse Wacky McFartman for President of the Ministry of Very Serious Names.
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I know Jay Leno is listening so let’s not disappoint him okay
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I like my women like I like my coffee. Full of internal organs
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I like my women like I like my toilets. I will not elaborate on this.
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I made a skateboard out of cardboard and broke my legs cause this is America!
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I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now please put the gun down and let me call my family. I want to tell them I’m alive
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I spent the last 3 days watching the entirety of According To Jim and I don’t regret it.
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I thought it was in bad taste when the Oscars had Joseph Stalin and Satan in the In Memoriam segment at last year’s ceremony
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I want to see a fight between The Human Torch and my 7th grade gym teacher who made fun of my Brady Bunch lunch box. He HATED Fire.
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I wasn’t born yesterday, I was born tomorrow. I’m from the future and I’m here to tell you that this city is going to be crushed by a big basketball in 2 days and you all gotta get out of here
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I will drink boba tea while I shoot this gun in the air. My name is Brandy Biggabu and I’m a sex addict
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I will never spit on you but you can spit on me right now
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I will not fat shame Grimace but I will cut his throat for he is a threat to the multiverse
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I’ll show you what a real man can do. Now, observe as I eat 500 mangos. Hope you have no plans tonight.
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I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m 6 feet, I’m Obama.
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I’m going to say this once. My dad and I were in a teleporter accident and now we are literally attached at the hip. Can you help us?
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I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of both so I’ll be leaving now. This was a great therapy session. See you, next week.
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I’m not a man or a woman. I’m an influencer
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