alfredosolisfuentes
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I’m not putting my hands in the air because I care, dammit!
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I’m slow, can we do a Cannonball Walk instead?
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I’ve been calling Willem Dafoe William Daphone my whole life and I’m not quitting now
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I’ve eaten so many of Bart Simpson’s shorts I’m starting to look like Homer. Also, I’m dying.
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I’ve heard of an open mic, but an open casket?!
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I’ve heard of junk in the trunk but poop in the butt?
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I’ve heard of The Truman Show, but The Muppet Show!
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I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: All horses are wizards
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I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: Nipplecopter
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I’ve said before and I’ll say it again. Me and my grandpa were in a teleporter accident and now we are one person so you can call me the Grandpaman
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I’ve said before and I’ll say it again. My grandpa’s brain will not fit in my head since my brain is already there. There’s no room. Sorry, you gotta die gramps.
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I’ve said it before and I won’t say it again
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Panda Express is Mexican food
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Horses are wizards.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I like to do things multiple times
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If at first you don’t succeed that’s okay. Making a dragon have an orgasm takes at least 3 tries
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If at first you don’t succeed then try putting some barbecue sauce on it. If it still tastes bad after that then maybe you shouldn’t be eating human flesh.
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If at first you don’t succeed, go fuck yourself
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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s probably going to be it. You may as well go back home to your family’s human ass meat farm. It’s what you deserve.
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If at first you don’t succeed, you owe me two jars of mayo and a dog who smokes. You signed the contract!
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If his name is Woody Woodpecker, then my name is Penis Erectioncock
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If I can fit 6 eggs in my mouth without breaking them, they’ll let my dad out of jail a whole year earlier than expected
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said if I had a nickel, I would have two nickels.
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a dog eat sushi, I would finally have enough ammo to give my gas powered nickel gun a decent test run.
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