alfredosolisfuentes
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My baby is going to be here for about a month and a half so I’m excited for you to be warm and happy
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My boyfriend cheated on me so I had sex with his grandpa. Him being dead only made payback sweeter.
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My compliments to the chef but the waiter is a large weirdo so I will be executing all the hostages per our agreement. Better luck next time.
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My favorite member of *NSYNC is Chris. You may now shoot me with a gun if you feel like it.
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My favorite person to come back from getting canceled is Jesus
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My favorite Pixar movie is Cars and that doesn’t make me a creepy weirdo
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My hair smells funny and I won’t tell you why
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My heart may not be made of gold but my butthole is
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My life long dream is to join the Blue Man Group and force them to change their name to Weezer.
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My neck, my back, lick my cat and give me a hat
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My neck, my back. I’m glad the McRib is back.
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My wife would kill me if she finds out about me and Grimace
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Old people are like buttholes. Give me the gun.
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On today’s episode of Comedy Bang Bang, I punch an old man and steal his identity. Will this help me win the contest? And is little Jimmy going to be able to finish burying the body before his parents come home? Answers coming to you within the hour.
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Pearl Jam should have done the music for Space Jam and they should have changed their name to Space Jam for the movie and for the rest of their careers. And when Eddie Vedder dies his grave should just say Space Jam and nothing else.
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Rule number one: There are no rules. Rule number two: No mannequins
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Rule number one: There are no rules. Rule number two: No mannequins
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See ya later alligator. Hopefully, next time it won’t be at one of your kids’ funerals
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