I’ve heard of The Truman Show, but The Muppet Show!

[I’ve heard of The Truman Show, but The Muppet Show!]

I’ve heard of The Truman Show, but The Muppet Show! 

[Yo, chill. Joe Chill]

Yo, chill. Joe Chill 

[How about you catch this phrase]

How about you catch this phrase

[It’s “Adam and Eve” not “I love you too, son”]

It’s “Adam and Eve” not “I love you too, son”

[Grimace has to die]

Grimace has to die 

[I wasn’t born yesterday, I was born tomorrow. I’m from the future and I’m here to tell you that this city is going to be crushed by a big basketball in 2 days and you all gotta get out of here]

I wasn’t born yesterday, I was born tomorrow. I’m from the future and I’m here to tell you that this city is going to be crushed by a big basketball in 2 days and you all gotta get out of here 

[Keep your Season 2 DVD box set of Friends close and your Season 2 DVD box set of Seinfeld closer]

Keep your Season 2 DVD box set of Friends close and your Season 2 DVD box set of Seinfeld closer

[I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now please put the gun down and let me call my family. I want to tell them I’m alive]

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now please put the gun down and let me call my family. I want to tell them I’m alive

[I know Jay Leno is listening so let’s not disappoint him okay]

I know Jay Leno is listening so let’s not disappoint him okay 

[See ya later alligator. Hopefully, next time it won’t be at one of your kids’ funerals]

See ya later alligator. Hopefully, next time it won’t be at one of your kids’ funerals 

[With friends like these I have enough people to help pull the greatest heist in the history of Santa Clarita]

With friends like these I have enough people to help pull the greatest heist in the history of Santa Clarita 

[Donatello leads, Raphael does machines. Michelangelo is cool but rude, Leonardo is a party dude]

Donatello leads, Raphael does machines. Michelangelo is cool but rude, Leonardo is a party dude

[My hair smells funny and I won’t tell you why]

My hair smells funny and I won’t tell you why 

[My life coach tried to kill me]

My life coach tried to kill me

[Tom Jones called. Your mother is dead]

Tom Jones called. Your mother is dead 

[I don’t care what your dad says, Steve Gutenberg has never eaten a person]

I don’t care what your dad says, Steve Gutenberg has never eaten a person 

[I don’t know what this says about me but I have to kill Grimace before he destroys the multiverse which includes our very own reality]

I don’t know what this says about me but I have to kill Grimace before he destroys the multiverse which includes our very own reality 

[The gun is good, the penis is also good. End of story.]

The gun is good, the penis is also good. End of story. 

[Please come on the show Andrew Dice Clay]

Please come on the show Andrew Dice Clay

[When you think about it, it’s pretty funny how the penis organ resembles a sausage]

When you think about it, it’s pretty funny how the penis organ resembles a sausage 

[I demand you to call me a wonderful peasant as you punch me in the face]

I demand you to call me a wonderful peasant as you punch me in the face 

[Happy Father’s Day to Billy Zane who is my dad]

Happy Father’s Day to Billy Zane who is my dad

[I feel bad for Brad Pitt]

I feel bad for Brad Pitt 

[To bee or not to bee, that is the question asked by Barry B. Benson in the motion picture Bee Movie, written and produced by Jerry Seinfeld]

To bee or not to bee, that is the question asked by Barry B. Benson in the motion picture Bee Movie, written and produced by Jerry Seinfeld

[My wife would kill me if she finds out about me and Grimace]

My wife would kill me if she finds out about me and Grimace