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Orange Juice Simpson

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    I just watched Jiminy Cricket stick it to Wicket. Disney+ has got everything!
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    Go ahead and call the cops, Iā€™ve got squatters rights on your squatty potty.
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    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. It was the lead singer of smash mouth in their hit song ā€œall starā€.
  4. Orange Juice Simpson
    Haste makes waste, but so does that burrito you ate earlier muchacho.
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    If Metallica plays Enter Sandman at the Apollo Theater, do they get swept off the stage?
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    Buttofuoco? Buttofuoc-YOU!

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    Buttofuoco? Buttofuoc-YOU!
  7. Orange Juice Simpson
    After Leaving Neverland, is it still possible to enjoy the Michael Jackson versions of all those Weird Al songs?
  8. Orange Juice Simpson
    I may be a worse piano teacher because of it, but Iā€™m firm in my belief that Every Good Boy Deserves Hookers.
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    Iā€™m a lurker, Iā€™m a twerker, Iā€™m a midnight jerker.
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    Ring around the Rosie, but Iā€™d prefer not to wrestle Rosie Oā€™Donnell.
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    All of my vices include cheese slices.
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