BloatedFartingScumBag
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"It could be tomorrow, or ten thousand years," said the fading White Dwarf to a group of his peers.
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Devon Sawa? Eye-chi-wawa! Devon Aoki? Okie-dokie!
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My. Mother. Said. To. Pick. The. Very. Best. One. And. You. Are. Not. It!
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Instant rice or instant ramen:Â sacrifice to Tutankhamun.
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If whiffs of butts were sexy sluts, my life would be lousy with promiscuous girls
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My favorite part of any movie is when they reference MS-DOS
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You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape "dot gov".
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Call me "Late to Dinner", but don't call me anything else! I'm hungry, just not quite yet!
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Cradle to the grave? Don't mind if I do! This crib is cursed and I've got a mausoleum guy!
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"Steady Eddie, Ripe-and-Ready". That's what the infant inmates used to call me in baby jail.
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Stare at my clearly undescended testicle any longer and I'm turning this school bus around!
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"Cruel to be Kind". Richard Kind, that is! And by "cruel" I mean, "must be nice!"
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Past-tense for my sex friends, sextants for my past friends. Hope you didn't get lost on the way to the midnight maritime orgy.
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If loving you is Ali Wong, I don't wanna be Jack White
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In my 40s crushing 40s with the boys (we lookin' sporty). What's that, officer? Yes, I have my ID right here, may I vote now?
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Reeseez Peeseez, a diaper full of feces, gaseous, gaseous, we all make brown.
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A pile of chickpeas and a mound of legumes don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world
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Red Rover, Red Rover! Send nude pics of Grover!
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Commonly co-opted Congolese optometrists cooperate calmly with Omani oncologists.
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"Extry! Extry! Paperboy-slash-town-crier trope used yet again by award-winning filmmaker, despite never actually being a thing!"
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Comedy's about timin', poetry's about rhymin', losin' your v-card's about breakin' that hymen
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"Ye will surely say unto me this ad-lib, '"Improv Man, catchphrase thyself."
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