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Topics posted by BloatedFartingScumBag
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Give a man a wink, he'll twink for a day, teach a man to wink, he'll twink for life.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In this world only two things are certain: the life AND times of Tim.
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Come hence, common MENSA men! Commerce commends cum hens!
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I'm very intolerant of the dairy-intolerant. Just feed me my lactose or I'll make it so you lack toes!
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I smoke up some Cheeba then head to Amoeba and listen to my country music crush, Reba.
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I'm fretting my fucking fruit compote won't defeat my foot fetish-fearing fiancee's Fettuccine Alfredo. Oh well, "Fake it 'til ya bake it."
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Adam Ant's adamantium atoms ate Ada Fisher's fish-flavored fissures.
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Shyamalans for my real friends, Real Milans for my sham friends.
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Feces, poo poo, caca-doo-doo. However you dress it up, I've got a scat fetish.
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Non-specific celebration or equine-specific imitation? What say you? Yay or neigh?
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"Steadward Edward, Ripe-and-Redward". That's what those diaper-rashed detainees used to call me in baby jail.
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"Steadfast Edfast, Ripe-and-Redfast". That's what those colic-y convicts used to call me in baby jail.
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? That guy's parents were real pieces of shit.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Forgive me this ol' groaner, but I farted on my boner.
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Riddle me this or riddle me that, I'll be sucking you off for those concert tickets whether you like it or not.
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Get out of my jeans, get into my cargo shorts. It's hot out there and I got shit to carry.
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Getting high on the San Andreas Fault gives a whole a new meaning to "shake and bake."
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Stick a battery in your dick and experience the phenomenon!
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Here's the church and here's the steeple, open the doors and read The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pre-Teens
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Notice to you lazy wipers: trap that mess with ad-ult diapers
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Ace is the place for a hellish hardcore fuck
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I walk through Disneyland to get a great thong tan, I watch Disney movies to see the Heynong Man
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The cat's in the bag and the bag's down the river, if the river is my pee stream, the cat is a kidney stone and the bag is my ballsack.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Stop. Please shut your mouth and listen. I could've sworn I heard a young man pissin'.
By BloatedFartingScumBag, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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