Aristotle Chipotle

Tiny dancer in your hand. Tony Danza in the sack.

Seriously, people. Vote. That's the catchphrase goddamnit. Also, butts.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo number six.

Hold the spaghetti, prepare the confetti, when out of the cake pops Chelsea Peretti!

Prepare for trouble, my butts a bubble.

April Showers bring May Flowers, but Mayflowers bring June-ocide.

Knives out for Harambe

If this vans a rockin, I'm probably being murdered.

If you shoot inky from your stinky, you're a squid or so I thinky.

Needs more hashtag.song.goals

Take some shrooms and go to IKEA. You'll be singing Mamma Mia!

With two simple letters, make your misses a mistress!

A human piñata. What a wonderful phrase!

Who died and left YOU in charge of the funeral arrangements?

Baby grand piano. Never used. Inquire within.

Grease, mum, or bird. Just pick a damn word!

There is no tobacco. Only Juul.

Knowledge is power. France is Bacon. Darth Vader Ginsburg.

You bring a bongo, I bring a bong. Let's get high and percussive all night long!

Weed to be legalized in Omaha: the steaks have never been higher!

Go to the loo and take a poo. That's how we say "how do you do"

Give me a nickel I'll touch your pickle. Give me a dime I'll do it twice because, frankly, there shouldn't be a discount at this outrageously low price.

That's DOCTOR Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt to you, mister!

Don't be a D hole. Call it a pee hole.

Vomit free since 2003, the year of the worldwide vomiting spree!