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    I just got a great deal on a pair of baby shoes, never even worn!

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    If I may interject, the correct word is hanged, not hung. Your father hanged himself. But I digress.. so you're staying in this evening?

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    If eating ass is weird, consider me Al Yankovic

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    Heads up, my first guest is a real scumbag. I recommend skipping the first half hour of the show.

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    Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, shoot a milky wad tonight

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    The ice man cometh, but he makes sure the ice woman cometh first

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    Rectum? Damn near scrotum!

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    Let's not beat around the bush... I'm here to skeet upon your tush

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    Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! I have to level with you here folks, this week's guests are pretty bad, even by our standards. But there's always next week right?

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    If at first you don't succeed, put new socks upon your feet. But if at twice you fail once more, rub your dick against a door.

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    Unfortunately this week we have decided to put an end to our long-standing tradition of picking a new catchphrase submitted by our listeners. The catchphrases were becoming too vulgar and childish. Now go fart on your boner you fucking puke face.

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    A hand in the bush is worth two in the pink

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    The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time to plant a tree was 19 years and 364 days ago. Today is a shitty day to plant a tree compared to every day since then. You had twenty years, what the fuck were you doing?

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    Don't shit on my leg and tell me it's raining shit

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    Well spit on my dick, it's free-handjob Nick!

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    If you are bad, then I'm your dad. If you're the bomb, then be my mom. But if you must queef, then we've got beef!

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    Penis as peen does

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    If my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave his butt and train him to understand that people love him for his companionship, quirky personality and most of all his bangin shaved turd cutter.

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    I'll bet you dollars to donuts this economy moves toward a fried pastry-based currency

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    Exchanging commodities and/or labor for money is my business, and business is good

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    The CDC can C Deez nuts. They must wash their hands though.

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    The only Corona I want to hear about is the cool refreshing beer I drink on the beach. Also the coronavirus pandemic, so I can know how to act safely and responsibly to this health threat.

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    That new uptight manager at the Mexican Restaurant really takes the fun out of fundido, comprende?

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    Time waits for no man, but Tom Waits for snowman

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    Coronavirus? More like corona-bummer! I'm not a fan!

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