-
Content count
50 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
1
Topics posted by the constant pardner
-
- 2 replies
- 387 views
-
If eating ass is weird, consider me Al Yankovic
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 1 reply
- 335 views
-
Jerkin' ain't workin', that's why my balls are hurtin'
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 318 views
-
- 0 replies
- 303 views
-
Whose dick do I have to suck to get a piece of ass around here?
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 327 views
-
- 0 replies
- 328 views
-
I haven't seen so much shuttlecock since the time my faithless wife took up a gig driving the bus for the local single men's badminton team
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 354 views
-
I think Jay Z was crazy to call Beyonce his fiancee. But what do I know, I just want to rock a feller
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 352 views
-
Anyone who falls asleep around my dominatrix is snoozin for a bruisin!
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 264 views
-
If wishes were horses, horse races would be a logistical nightmare what with all the gamblers wishing that their horse wins. The wish horses would probably interfere with the race.
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 278 views
-
I'm Scott Soccermom, and I would like to spend the next hour telling you why I absolutely hate the post office and internet ordered mattreses
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 294 views
-
- 0 replies
- 264 views
-
now my penis is quite long and spikey and it reaches way down to my nikes when i run in the sand i must hold it in hand then i soak it in Vaseline nightly
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 260 views
-
there once was a young lad from burbank whose taint was quite nice but his fur stank he'd shampoo it at three but at four he would pee then at six it smelled like an old turd, rank
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 286 views
-
As Wichita Falls, so falls my Wichita balls. Mazel tov!
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 270 views
-
Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, and please pass the aux cord to your boy Scotty Aux-cord-erman aka the host of America's Podcast Comedy Bang Bang!
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 283 views
-
Coronavirus? More like corona-bummer! I'm not a fan!
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 282 views
-
The only Corona I want to hear about is the cool refreshing beer I drink on the beach. Also the coronavirus pandemic, so I can know how to act safely and responsibly to this health threat.
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 261 views
-
Time waits for no man, but Tom Waits for snowman
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 335 views
-
That new uptight manager at the Mexican Restaurant really takes the fun out of fundido, comprende?
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 283 views
-
The CDC can C Deez nuts. They must wash their hands though.
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 311 views
-
Exchanging commodities and/or labor for money is my business, and business is good
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 275 views
-
I'll bet you dollars to donuts this economy moves toward a fried pastry-based currency
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 311 views
-
If my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave his butt and train him to understand that people love him for his companionship, quirky personality and most of all his bangin shaved turd cutter.
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 327 views
-
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time to plant a tree was 19 years and 364 days ago. Today is a shitty day to plant a tree compared to every day since then. You had twenty years, what the fuck were you doing?
By the constant pardner, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 324 views