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Topics posted by the constant pardner
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Anyone who falls asleep around my dominatrix is snoozin for a bruisin!
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As Wichita Falls, so falls my Wichita balls. Mazel tov!
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Coronavirus? More like corona-bummer! I'm not a fan!
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Don't shit on my leg and tell me it's raining shit
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Exchanging commodities and/or labor for money is my business, and business is good
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Heads up, my first guest is a real scumbag. I recommend skipping the first half hour of the show.
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I haven't seen so much shuttlecock since the time my faithless wife took up a gig driving the bus for the local single men's badminton team
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I just got a great deal on a pair of baby shoes, never even worn!
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I think Jay Z was crazy to call Beyonce his fiancee. But what do I know, I just want to rock a feller
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I'll bet you dollars to donuts this economy moves toward a fried pastry-based currency
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I'm Scott Soccermom, and I would like to spend the next hour telling you why I absolutely hate the post office and internet ordered mattreses
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If at first you don't succeed, put new socks upon your feet. But if at twice you fail once more, rub your dick against a door.
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If eating ass is weird, consider me Al Yankovic
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If I may interject, the correct word is hanged, not hung. Your father hanged himself. But I digress.. so you're staying in this evening?
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If my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave his butt and train him to understand that people love him for his companionship, quirky personality and most of all his bangin shaved turd cutter.
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If wishes were horses, horse races would be a logistical nightmare what with all the gamblers wishing that their horse wins. The wish horses would probably interfere with the race.
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If you are bad, then I'm your dad. If you're the bomb, then be my mom. But if you must queef, then we've got beef!
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Jerkin' ain't workin', that's why my balls are hurtin'
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Let's not beat around the bush... I'm here to skeet upon your tush
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now my penis is quite long and spikey and it reaches way down to my nikes when i run in the sand i must hold it in hand then i soak it in Vaseline nightly
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