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Topics posted by the constant pardner
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I just got a great deal on a pair of baby shoes, never even worn!
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If I may interject, the correct word is hanged, not hung. Your father hanged himself. But I digress.. so you're staying in this evening?
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I haven't seen so much shuttlecock since the time my faithless wife took up a gig driving the bus for the local single men's badminton team
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I think Jay Z was crazy to call Beyonce his fiancee. But what do I know, I just want to rock a feller
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If at first you don't succeed, put new socks upon your feet. But if at twice you fail once more, rub your dick against a door.
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Time waits for no man, but Tom Waits for snowman
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Don't shit on my leg and tell me it's raining shit
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If eating ass is weird, consider me Al Yankovic
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Whose dick do I have to suck to get a piece of ass around here?
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If my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave his butt and train him to understand that people love him for his companionship, quirky personality and most of all his bangin shaved turd cutter.
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Unfortunately this week we have decided to put an end to our long-standing tradition of picking a new catchphrase submitted by our listeners. The catchphrases were becoming too vulgar and childish. Now go fart on your boner you fucking puke face.
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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time to plant a tree was 19 years and 364 days ago. Today is a shitty day to plant a tree compared to every day since then. You had twenty years, what the fuck were you doing?
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Jerkin' ain't workin', that's why my balls are hurtin'
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The CDC can C Deez nuts. They must wash their hands though.
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I'll bet you dollars to donuts this economy moves toward a fried pastry-based currency
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Let's not beat around the bush... I'm here to skeet upon your tush
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Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, shoot a milky wad tonight
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Heads up, my first guest is a real scumbag. I recommend skipping the first half hour of the show.
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I'm Scott Soccermom, and I would like to spend the next hour telling you why I absolutely hate the post office and internet ordered mattreses
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