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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, and please pass the aux cord to your boy Scotty Aux-cord-erman aka the host of America's Podcast Comedy Bang Bang!
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As Wichita Falls, so falls my Wichita balls. Mazel tov!
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there once was a young lad from burbank whose taint was quite nice but his fur stank he'd shampoo it at three but at four he would pee then at six it smelled like an old turd, rank
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now my penis is quite long and spikey and it reaches way down to my nikes when i run in the sand i must hold it in hand then i soak it in Vaseline nightly
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I'm Scott Soccermom, and I would like to spend the next hour telling you why I absolutely hate the post office and internet ordered mattreses
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If wishes were horses, horse races would be a logistical nightmare what with all the gamblers wishing that their horse wins. The wish horses would probably interfere with the race.
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Jerkin' ain't workin', that's why my balls are hurtin'
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Anyone who falls asleep around my dominatrix is snoozin for a bruisin!
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I think Jay Z was crazy to call Beyonce his fiancee. But what do I know, I just want to rock a feller
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I haven't seen so much shuttlecock since the time my faithless wife took up a gig driving the bus for the local single men's badminton team
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Whose dick do I have to suck to get a piece of ass around here?
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