Andy Daly's Third Cousin
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I put the oom in zoom, so listen as I boom, boom, boom.
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I put the oom in zoom, so listen as I boom, boom, boom. -
Hey I'm Scott Aukerman and I'm not wearing pants anymore. Fuck you Bonobos.
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Hey I'm Scott Aukerman and I'm not wearing pants anymore. Fuck you Bonobos. -
Hey I'm Scott Caukerman here to promote our new ED sponsor, Looking Pa Nub. When you've just got a nub, we know the wrong place to look.
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Hey I'm Scott Caukerman here to promote our new ED sponsor, Looking Pa Nub. When you've just got a nub, we know the wrong place to look. -
If bananas need a hammock what do peaches need?
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If bananas need a hammock what do peaches need? -
Plato said you can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. What I've learned from that is people who do comedy actually age must faster like dogs, but they live a more joyful life and bring more joy to others.
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Plato said you can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. What I've learned from that is people who do comedy actually age must faster like dogs, but they live a more joyful life and bring more joy to others. -
Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do. Empirically, I have proven this to be false because I have not turned into a sheep.
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Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do. Empirically, I have proven this to be false because I have not turned into a sheep. -
One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one comedian or another.
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One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one comedian or another. -
If a tree picks itself up off the ground, does anyone hear it make a sound? Fuck no, that tree ain't a punk, it has a family, it's working its ass off to make those duckets and doesn't have time to whine like a little bitch sapling.
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If a tree picks itself up off the ground, does anyone hear it make a sound? Fuck no, that tree ain't a punk, it has a family, it's working its ass off to make those duckets and doesn't have time to whine like a little bitch sapling. -
Tell me, my lovely, was your father a thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes? Clearly not, I can't even look at you because you're crosseyed like a billy goat after it eats its third soda can of the day.
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Tell me, my lovely, was your father a thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes? Clearly not, I can't even look at you because you're crosseyed like a billy goat after eating its third soda can of the day. -
If 3 is the magic number then why did De La Soul need Prince Paul and Dilla to make music?
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If 3 is the magic number then why did De La Soul need Prince Paul and Dilla to make music? -
If you're a Judge is it ok to judge someone in violation of the rule that says Judge not, that ye be not judged? And if you have an opinion on this, are you not passing judgment already, and if so stop that unless you want someone to pass judgment on you.
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If you're a Judge is it ok to judge someone in violation of the rule that says Judge not, that ye be not judged? And if you have an opinion on this, are you not passing judgment already, and if so stop that unless you want someone to pass judgment on you. -
I wonder if the Phantom of the Opera goes out now for a walk if he has to wear a mask over his mask or is his sufficient? What about Richard Harrow?
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I wonder if the Phantom of the Opera goes out now for a walk if he has to wear a mask over his mask or is his sufficient? What about Richard Harrow? -
It's so hot right now my dog asked if she could get a haircut and she's hairless.Also, yeah she's a talking dog.
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It's so hot right now my dog asked if she could get a haircut and she's hairless. Also, yeah she's a talking dog. -
And now I'd like to tell you about our new podcast Did HoobaReallyStank Or Is The Stank Re Me?
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And now I'd like to tell you about our new podcast Did HoobaReallyStank Or Is The Stank Re Me? -
It's really too bad we don't have more fireworks, I forgot how they glow, bottle rockets, M80s, bursting 9 am to 12 am, always to and fro. My dog really loves them, barks all night in her approval, 24 hrs, 5 days a week, no need for her refusal.
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It's really too bad we don't have more fireworks, I forgot how they glow, bottle rockets, M80s, bursting 9 am to 12 am, always to and fro. My dog really loves them, barks all night in her approval, 24 hrs, 5 days a week, no need for her refusal. -
I tried to keep it clean today because it's not that kind of show, but Kulap left a shoe, on the floor, in the hallway of our home, I tripped over one, and as I sailed very high, I fell uncontrollably into our pet pig Patty's little sty.
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A good father is one you'll never forget while having an absent one is where having no memory is no regret.
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The difference between a frog and a toad is that one is a prince.
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My mother always told me no golf in the house but she always told my father she preferred when he shot way over par in the bedroom.
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Three blind mice drove three little bikes as they hiked up their pants that had fallen down thrice. (Editor's note to S. Aukerman: take bow after finish).
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What's up bratwurst?