Andy Daly's Third Cousin
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All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances but be sure to first ask them which one is which before your grand entrance
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Now is the springtime of our discontent, aka tent.
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When you ask your dog if she needs to take a walk and she farts in response, that's a good dog. Direct and to the point.
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Jared Leto has promised that our Lord and Savior, The Tiger King, will save us all if we drink blood from Charlie Sheen.
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We interrupt this catchphrase for a very important bulletin. President Trump has recommended everyone drink Kool Aid to cure themselves of Corona.
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Hi I'm Dr. Aukerman. Please turn your head and cough. No, this isn't a prostate exam, I just thought you'd feel more relaxed if I did this while I tested you for Corona
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She's Nancy Pelosi, she ain't no Bela Legosi, but my I'm hoping she can suck the blood from Turnip Trump and it will be her biggest glory!
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I try to bring the funny, even when the days aren't sunny, I'm hoping I'll get stimulated by Trump's package, and then I'll spend a little money.
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I'm happy for comedy in this day and age for it's the only thing that can take my mind away in a daze. When things look dim, we can look to within, and look forward to better daze.
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This is Auky Scoterman from espn the ocho, I am here reporting on the hedgehog races. We are waiting for one more hedgehog to make itself into a ball before we get started. Back to you Jason.
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No jazz fest, no movies, no playing in the park, but at least I can't see you, the one who broke my heart
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