honkyray
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This man, this monster...this week on Pawn Stars
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This man, this monster...this week on Pawn Stars -
I may be in quarantine, but that won't stop this Corn Tween!
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I may be in quarantine, but that won't stop this Corn Tween! -
Good news! My diarrhea is gone-arrhea!
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Face down, ass askew, that's the way we watch The View
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Face down, ass askew, that's the way we watch The View -
Every day is Halloween when your vasectomy guy uses an apple corer
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Every day is Halloween when your vasectomy guy uses an apple corer -
Nobody ever asks WHY-bastank
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Oh dear. I knew this was too good to be original.
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Don't confuse your Listerine with your piss tureen unless you want to end up like Mr. Bean.
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In dog DUIs, I've only had three.
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How Nebuchadnezzarian, to sew the suit you're buried in
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How Nebuchadnezzarian, to sew the suit you're buried in -
Forty licks with a wet noodle: stripped of subtext, it's all about sub-sex
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Motherboinker with my father's doinker
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Stripping with my pee-paw, weeping on the see-saw
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Stripping with my pee-paw, weeping on the see-saw -
Watch me whip, whip. Watch my anus wink.
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Jesus loves me, this I know. Or he wouldn't have made me give him that handjo.
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The Teens for Christ Cheesecake-on-a-Stick stand has the world's oldest lady teens
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The Teens for Christ Cheesecake-on-a-Stick stand has the world's oldest lady teens -
I absolutely hate bigotry, but I love to watch it walk away...
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Did you ever make a birdfeeder by spreading peanut butter on a pinecone and letting a dog make it cum?
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It's that spooky time of year where the Nutsless Horseman rides around Sleepy Hollow with a pumpkin on his lap, fucking it anyways.
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This wine bitch is a gutterslut for chocolate bukkake.
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Come sail away, come sail away. Wait a minute I thought my cum had an outboard.
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Clam jam on the clam tram got me like damn.
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You can wish in one hand and shit in the other...but I bet you wish you didn't shit in your hand.
