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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Stephen Colbert’s Chairlift Story w/ Conan on Smartless
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend
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Is Paul Rust trying to get in on the lucrative catchphrase game?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in Comedy Bang Bang
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The porgs on my porg farm stopped reproducing because they can’t stop fucking my Furby collection.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This string cheese has been in my butt pocket alllll afternoon, ladies.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Our administrative office better sign up for a secure shredding service because Janet just bought an electric guitar brooch for her cardigan.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I would like to suck on one of your finest chili-smothered hot dogs, Mr Tastee Freeze.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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No problemo, Houston. We'll make your space bong.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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We lack genitalia, Ken. No matter what we do, we will never be able to piss on one another.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Usually I don’t have to explain the mechanics of xenomorphing my ass.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Crotchless snow pants only work if you also get the crotchless long johns.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When I say use me like a moving van, dear, I’m saying wrap some meth in a carpet square, shove it up my ass and let’s make for Canada.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Kinda embarrassing that I have two pocket vaginas attached to my wrists at all times that I sometimes have to use as hands.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Orange you glad I didn’t say Bo-na-na fan-na, fo-funt?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Unclog my milk-ducts and slap some cottage cheese outta these big ol’ man-titties.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In the mood for cheap meat, but we're all out of bologna and I was castrated in a farming accident.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If Ivy League alums shit on a paper plate and wrote an algorithm about it, I’d send them a buh-billion bitcoins.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My eating habits have been described as pornographic. Please hire me.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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And the Devil makes pee ... But next time try not to cry when we insert the catheter, Mr. Satan.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gee whiz, my colostomy bag is full of people dicks.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The bidet may be better than toilet paper, but nothing is better than butt scootin' on shag.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Like a hummingbird’s proboscis in a garden’s hibiscus, only the hummingbird is a donkey with a giant red ding dong stuck in a mayonnaise jar.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Warm 5 lbs of ground beef to room temperature and sculpt yourself a pair of good-lookin’ meat boobs.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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