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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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I’m old enough to remember when Moses sharted in the Red Sea.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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SPAM gelatin gets a 6 out of 10 for lubricant efficacy.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bad news: Louie dog is dead. There is no way to stay sane.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You can't spell "party animal" without "I'm part anal".
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Foreskin and seven turds ago, these buttcheeks were divided.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gimme a Philly cheesesteak with a drizzle of cheese that says "PFT4LIFE". Also, include a few batteries so I have something to throw during a sporting match.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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People are drawn to certain animals because they see parts of themselves in them, which I never understood till I learned ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Every time I look a gift horse in the mouth it ends up being a regular horse that tries to eat my face.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My wife nicknamed me "Yahoo!" because I, against all reason, still exist in her life when much more functional alternatives are only one click away.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My GeoCities website about 90210 is still heavily trafficked.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Every Google Doodle is based on one of my neck tattoos.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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They call me "Windows 95" because I crash (parties) so often.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bezos the Clown showed up a day late to my kid's birthday and he was inexplicably soggy.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I removed all of my ribs and I still can’t suck my own dick or pass the sit-and-reach test.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Waiter, there’s a pubic hair in my chowder and that’s far too few for my taste.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Made a necklace out of macaroni to mack on a brony.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jesus is immaculately conceived and everyone worships him; I get emasculately conceived and everyone just says I have a tiny dick.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A few years after partnering with a sex robot, you only get the "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, select, start, B, A" on your birthday--and that's if you're lucky.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Pawn takes Pawn; Pawn takes other Pawn; Pawn takes another Pawn; New Pawn keeps taking the same Pawn; (They're all just basically fucking. It's gross); Check.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Castle takes Queen; Bishop takes Castle; Horse takes Bishop(‘s celibacy); Check
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Rook takes Knight; Bishop takes Rook; Queen takes (a shit on) Bishop; Check
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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That's not the Pope greeting his congregation from the Pope-mobile; that's Opus Dei displaying for the world that they've imprisoned the Earthly Voice of God in a car-bubble cage.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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