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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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My grandpa, a gold miner, always used to say: "Thereâs no shame in having intercourse with a pile of dirt.â
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't want a cobra pit or a bear trap under a palm leaf. Â And fuck your big ol' logs swingin' from trees. Â I'm talking full on spikes dipped in human feces. Â Proper booby traps, folks, with people shit. Â Thank you.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thanks to my peanut butter and beer diet, I achieved a dad bod before I hit puberty.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It takes about 14 days for a chap to wax assless to fully-assed.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Got kicked off the nude beach because my squawking boobies were too loud.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Walruses have bones in their dicks./ Dogs have bones in their dicks./ Gorillas have bones in their dicks./ Humans donât have bones in their dicks./ Science.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gangnam Style in my anus; Dang them piles, swole and venous.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Go ahead and steal my nudes but nobody wants to see that much cabbage and mustard.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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One of those windows in the side of a cow so you can see it digesting cud, only itâs full of human penises.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This isnât a porn parody of Star Wars, this is Star Wars as George Lucas originally intended.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thank you for your 20 years of service, Fruit of the Loom underwear. Hereâs to 20 more! I wonât live that long. Love!
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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These may look like roach clips on my nipples, but they're really baby crocodiles sucking on my teats.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sucks being the only weredildo at Werewolf High.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jiminy Cricket eats the heads off all of his mates, and he knows this is something crickets donât do.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Weâre just saying your pirouettes would be more graceful without your dingle donger hanging out the piss hole in your leotard.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I removed all of my ribs and I still canât suck my own dick or pass the sit-and-reach test.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gimme a Philly cheesesteak with a drizzle of cheese that says "PFT4LIFE". Also, include a few batteries so I have something to throw during a sporting match.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I was born a dick joke. I was raised by a dick joke. And, so help me God, I will die a dick joke.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gerbils go in and out. Hamsters are pretty slick. But if a hedgehog goes in, itâs really up to him if heâs gonna come out.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Is that a manatee eating a full head of cabbage covered in mustard? Â Boing-oing-oing-oing.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Youâre thinking of the legendary beast from American literature, but I said, âToby Dick,â which is not as legendary and also from my pants.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The biopsy came back positive. Â Your mole is cantankerous and the lab tech is crying.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ovaries are found ovar the genitals while undaries are found undar the genitals, but for some reason those gonads are called testicles.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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