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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Once artificial intelligence figured out how to jerk off, the robot apocalypse pretty much stopped being a thing.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you’re refusing to slurp up curdled milk from shag carpeting, how do you expect to have the balls to lead a robot uprising, Evil Roomba?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Get the knives, boys, because if these bastard unicorns bleed glitter, daddy needs some glitzel for his schnitzel.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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We all live in a yellow submarine with no bathroom so we all agreed Ringo will be our toilet.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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King Kong ain’t got shit on some people, but he literally got shit on me when he took a shit on me and my dog. We nearly died.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Before it was called tether ball on school playgrounds, it was called tether these balls, and before that, tether DEEZ NUTZ.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It's almost as if you had neither the dick nor the balls in mind when designing these crotchless panties.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Car kisses and carcasses: It's all we do and we do it well at Smith's Embalming Services and Auto Detailing.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I’m old enough to remember when Moses sharted in the Red Sea.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Every nude beginning comes from my mother’s big ol' rear-end.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Two feet on the bath mat. A squid beak in the ass crack.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Beard trimmer shorted out and I tripped a circuit. There’s unholy strength in these pubis follicles.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I put my pants on one leg at a time just like everybody else, but only after I call my wife's boyfriend and he gives me the combination to my chastity belt.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I ordered the pure excretions of Canis familiaris, but this dog piss tastes like horse piss.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bartender, this Long Island Iced Tea tastes a little racist and it really seems to hate the Red Sox.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Woke up this morning only to find out ‘shit the bed’ isn’t just a euphemism anymore.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Rook takes Knight; Bishop takes Rook; Queen takes (a shit on) Bishop; Check
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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May we all dream of a future where one day chaps are fully-assed.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I was so obsessed with whether IÂ could do it, IÂ didn't stop to think about whether IÂ should do it. Â That said, my toe is now up my ass and I think I tore my ACL.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Lit some candles. Ran a bubble bath. Found grandma's old landline. Been *69ing all night long. Real friendly and chatty staff at her pharmacy.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For the last time: Frankenstein’s Monster is the actual name of the monster, and Dr. Frankenstein is the name of the monster’s dick.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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From this day forward, all shants shall be butt-flapped, all flaps shall be shant-butted, and all butts shall be flap-shanted.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For sale: baby shoes, worn by an asshole.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I’d say these mango fibers stuck in my teeth feel like pubic hair but I’ve only ever oral-sexed other mangoes.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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