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Naked Lazer Lemonade

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    I didn't become a vet to help dogs, I did it for the brass monkeys.
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    Follow me to the alley, we're about to link up like to Gameboys.
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    This one goes out to all the Chupacabras.
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    Sweaty is the head that wears the Burger King crown.
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    Over the hills and through the woods to my drug dealers house I go.
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    If you really wanted to be a DJ you would've spiked your hair by now.
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    French me like your math teacher, and I'll Spanish you like my civics teacher.
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    Jeremy 4:17 "I am God now. Suck my kiss!"
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    There's a party in my pants, better call the cops.
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    I'll show you yours if you show me mine.
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    The stars are aligned and Vin Diesel's in retrograde. Honey, let's make a demon.
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    All dogs go to heaven, which would explain where my ex wife went.
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    It's better to have loved and lost than to never have had genitals at all.
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