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Posts posted by Naked Lazer Lemonade
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Here’s to…feelin good all the time.
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I’m Talks Aloterman, and you’re listening to Blahbedy Blah Blah.
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Whoops, sorry I gotta go!
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If by proof you mean yum and pudding you mean cum.
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The end is Bill Nye! Here cometh the science guy!
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The linguine is fine, but for a few dollars more you can have spaghetti western.
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It’s not you. It’s me. Actually, it’s that guy watching in the corner.
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I’m Terri Gross and you’re listening to NPR
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This is an A and B conversation so gtfo
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Fashionably late, unfortunately present
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Buy the ticket, take the ride. Get off the ride. Puke on your nephew.
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At the end of the day, it's all about family - more specifically stepmoms.
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This is my penis, and this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun, and it's not the one you're thinking of.
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When I was 5 I watched my uncle get sucked up by a tornado. It feels good to finally get that off my chest.
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This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Dick Swallows.
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I'm not here for a good time, I'm here for the buffet.
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Thank you for playing everyone's favorite game show, "SKIP THE ADS!"
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Oscar Wilde once said, "Only the song and dance of a harp and a flute can get this dirty Irish boy out his gimp suit."
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There once was a witch who lived in the south, who punched my balls and spit in my mouth.
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It's not like I spend my day sitting at the bus stop. I'm just waiting for my erection to go away.
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My Polish doctor says a pierogi in the hand is worth 2 in your gut.
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Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you my half brother?
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It's time for a shower! Hit pause, and go do that then come back and listen to me.
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How's about a handful of soup, baby? That do anything for ya?
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Makes sense to me. Thank you for your hard work!