I didn't become a vet to help dogs, I did it for the brass monkeys.

[I didn't become a vet to help dogs, I did it for the brass monkeys.]

I didn't become a vet to help dogs, I did it for the brass monkeys. 

[Follow me to the alley, we're about to link up like Gameboys.]

Follow me to the alley, we're about to link up like to Gameboys.

[This one goes out to all the Chupacabras.]

This one goes out to all the Chupacabras.

[Sweaty is the head that wears the Burger King crown.]

Sweaty is the head that wears the Burger King crown.

[Over the hills and through the woods to my drug dealers house I go.]

Over the hills and through the woods to my drug dealers house I go.

[If you really wanted to be a DJ you would've spiked your hair by now.]

If you really wanted to be a DJ you would've spiked your hair by now.

[French me like your math teacher, and I'll Spanish you like my civics teacher.]

French me like your math teacher, and I'll Spanish you like my civics teacher.

[Jeremy 4:17 "I am God now. Suck my kiss!"]

Jeremy 4:17 "I am God now. Suck my kiss!"

[There's a party in my pants, better call the cops.]

There's a party in my pants, better call the cops.

[I'll show you yours if you show me mine]

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I'll show you yours if you show me mine.

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[The stars are aligned and Vin Diesel's in retrograde. Honey, let's make a demon.]

The stars are aligned and Vin Diesel's in retrograde. Honey, let's make a demon.

[All dogs go to heaven, which would explain where my ex wife went.]

All dogs go to heaven, which would explain where my ex wife went.

[It's better to have loved and lost than to never have had genitals at all.]

It's better to have loved and lost than to never have had genitals at all.