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    Help, a guy fooled me twice within a matter of seconds and I'm not sure who to shame on
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    It's been

    StopEatingBees posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    It's been
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    Baloney is just Meat Roll-Ups, and personally, I'm ready for some Meat By The Foot to hit the market
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    Shave the proposal into your chest hair, then make her fish the engagement ring out of your wild, unkempt bush
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    The best three things to buy together are ipecac, laxatives, and a stopwatch
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    I was gonna go to college, but in the end, I just put a little mercury in everyone else's coffee instead.
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    Man, you know what's hot? Titties.
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    Vegetables are good in stew, but some fit best inside of you
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    Beethoven's 7th Symphony is incredible overall, but his 2nd Movement is the shit
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    The Kinder Egg is both chocolate AND curiosity, and as such, it's got the skills to kill ALL your pets.
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    I'd imagine the statute of limitations has already expired for whoever let the dogs out in 2000
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    Therapist just showed me 8 pictures of his butthole. He said they're ink blots but I know b-hole when I see it
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    Daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to shut up while I'm watching Ant-Man
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    If man were meant to have sex, God would've gave him a wiener. Wait, you guys all got wieners? What the hell, God?
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    Bees dance to communicate because any misinformation would spell disaster for the hive, and everyone knows hips don't lie
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    I had melted breakfast cheese in my mustache for four hours and none of y'all told me
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    Why would I limit myself to one burial site when there's chainsaws
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    You had me at "you're just my type," then you lost me at "oh na na na na."
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    It takes different strokes to move the world, which is why I switch hands every 30 seconds. You're welcome, world.
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    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No. Who asks that?
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    As God is my witness, my dog pissed on gymnasts
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    Mommy and Daddy, sittin' in a tree, G-E-T-T-I-N-G. Divorced.
  23. StopEatingBees
    Folks who don't want DC to become a state are ok, but I find the pro-state much more stimulating
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    Buttholes (& Plugs)

    StopEatingBees posted a topic in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

    Listen to Buttholes (& Plugs).mp3 by Corey Miller on #SoundCloud https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/xF15R
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    Until you can balance a Cheeto on your boner and launch it into your mouth, you can't tell me nothin
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